Doctor My Eyes
In which we see the world through transparent silicone.
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Welcome to Look Shiny,
the toybox of blocks in the dentist's office of life.Your editor and occasional video host is Nick Douglas.
Your writers are Rich Ernst and Adam Lisagor.Leave a comment and have a little breakfast.
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23-Feb-2007 at 2:33 am
Contacts scare me…A dude once told me that his brothers contacts sliced into his eye when he got punched…Ick. Just sayin’…
23-Feb-2007 at 7:51 am
Sounds like he was using hard contacts. My mom had those a while back (now “soft” contacts are the only kind, as far as I know). Monstrous things, hard contacts. We were once on a family outing to Arlington, where she grew up as an army brat, and were touring the Arlington cemetery. She started tearing up. I put an arm around her. “Are you okay?”
“Oh! I’m fine,” she said. “It’s just this stupid contact.”
23-Feb-2007 at 8:47 am
“Oh! I’m fine,” she said. “It’s just this stupid contact.”
Nick that’s totally what you said when we watched Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
23-Feb-2007 at 9:56 am
Banana + open mouth = Not at all suggestive of anything.
If you had splashed cream over your lips it would’ve been even less suggestive.
23-Feb-2007 at 9:58 am
I give up! You win at the lip-sync karaoke contest.
I wish I could jam silicone in my eyes. Maybe I’d stop losing my glasses in the blankets on my bed then.
Oh yes, and thanks for making me singe off nose hairs by exhaling fresh coffee at the end. Don’t struggle with MJ, though. just wait until he falls asleep and loosens his grip.
23-Feb-2007 at 10:54 am
for next ‘casual day’ can you replace the “DUN!” sound effect with its groovy casual counterpart?
23-Feb-2007 at 10:57 am
dude, just keep referring to the big lebowski. seriously… you should make a point to do so in every show.
but do it on the sly.
it could be a fun game.
23-Feb-2007 at 11:06 am
You’re out of your element!
23-Feb-2007 at 1:18 pm
Topaz, Lady Leary, I like your thinkin’. I’ll shoot for both of your suggestions if you return the favor by making more comments like those.
23-Feb-2007 at 4:01 pm
Dude, ouch. The Michael J. Fox comment at the end was harsh.
23-Feb-2007 at 4:09 pm
Good one. Made me laugh ;)
23-Feb-2007 at 6:14 pm
speaking of dun, nick where did you get that sound? i’m going on a limb and saying you got it from the cowboy bebop theme song, tank!. by the seatbelts.
23-Feb-2007 at 6:30 pm
It’s from a song by Senor Coconut. I think he’s sampling from somewhere else.
23-Feb-2007 at 6:42 pm
i admit, i’m gonna need to do a refresher course on the holy material, and then it’s on bizs-natch.
26-Feb-2007 at 7:03 pm
dude.. every video keeps getting better and better.. i love the sweater by the way.. and dane cook is the shit!
1-Mar-2007 at 10:48 pm
Justine, do you need me to edit out that accidental “the” in your comment?
18-May-2007 at 10:26 am
Your optometrist’s name is LOIS. She is also my mom and she still mispronounces Ze :(