Condoms (warning: this is terribly dirty and has swears)
It’s been half a year. I’m deleting this one.
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12-Mar-2007 at 8:02 pm
this has been a public service announcement from your friend Nick Douglas down at LookShiny. Amen brother, aaaaaamen.
Charity fund for a new cam? Anyone? Put me down for 10 bucks…
12-Mar-2007 at 9:42 pm
wow. you’re horrible.
13-Mar-2007 at 7:16 am
If you keep records of your most recent tests with you, it eliminates the hassle. I never made a guy use a condom, however, I did require proof that he didn’t have an STD.
And as far as birth control goes…they make a pill for that.
13-Mar-2007 at 8:02 am
OK then. Thanks.
13-Mar-2007 at 8:13 am
Kate, most HIV tests have a six-week period in which you can’t effectively test. The RNA test, used in the porn industry, has a shorted window period, and tests for actual presence of antibodies, but is a bit harder to come by. Either way, who knows what who’s been up to since that last test.
Likewise for other STI’s. HSV-1, HSV-2, and HPV are the most common STI’s, found in between 1 in 4 and 1 in 5 of the adult population. However, testing for these is not routine in most STI screenings. Even proof of ‘being clean’ probably won’t cover these common viruses.
Love, trust, and good looking lads, sure — but latex, too.
13-Mar-2007 at 9:27 am
Man, someone sure was drunk. :P
13-Mar-2007 at 11:27 am
wow, nick, you must have had a very horrid experience with condoms to hate them that much… but thumbs up for being so brave as to post that clip dude * claps hands* brave little shit you are
13-Mar-2007 at 1:29 pm
DUDE nick! You apparently need an encounter with a woman who puts the condom on with her mouth. Its any easy thing to learn and it saves alot of hassle.
But I’m totally with you on opening and putting the condoms on in heat of the moment. There was this one time when I was wearing my strap on and I got totally dicombobulated and couldnt figure the thing out. Luckily me and my partner had an assitant who came to the rescue. I don’t know how guys do it. seriously!
Sex without a condom does ultimately feel better, but it takes a lot for me to trust someone enough about their STD status.
14-Mar-2007 at 4:15 am
Wow. Melissa, I did not know that.
Though for my own personal use, that info doesn’t matter anymore as I’ve been with the same guy for almost 9 years now and we had the bloodwork before getting married.
I’m not going to suggest that method to people now, though. Not that my friends ever listened to me…because “Tests take too long I’m horny now!”
Thanks!
15-Mar-2007 at 6:25 am
I’m so flattered to make a split second appearance in this ;)
15-Mar-2007 at 5:30 pm
Omg dude. I cant stop laughing. That was farking histerical.
18-Mar-2007 at 11:18 pm
This was far more annoying live. I was two feet away. Gingerman Pub, Austin, TX. What happened to the other takes?
19-Mar-2007 at 10:42 am
[…] by kyledesigns on March 19th, 2007 So, Nick Douglas hates using condoms. I watched his video rant from the South By Southwest Interactive Festival (SXSW). Maybe it was just a shameless ploy to get […]