Metric Sex
In which we connect two rating systems.
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4-Apr-2007 at 4:01 pm
Don’t you think it should be the log of the number you’ve slept with? diminishing returns and all that…
4-Apr-2007 at 5:11 pm
That’s actually a smart idea.
4-Apr-2007 at 5:45 pm
Were you recording that from a Morning After Kitchen? That kitchen looked too clean to belong to a single man.
So…15 number 4’s, eh, Nick? Sad.
4-Apr-2007 at 6:51 pm
“I never fucked a ten, but one night I fucked five twos”
George Carlin
your mom has a nice fridge.
4-Apr-2007 at 6:59 pm
@meanguy - I think Nick is to young for Carlin. But really, he should look him up. Nick - he’s the dude in Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure named Rufus. That should help ya.
Best Carlin show ever I saw live - he asked the audience for different ways to say “masturbation”. After 3 min the audience was spent (insert joke - double pun intended). Carlin then proceeded to speak at a high rate of speed for 10 minutes with other names. The best: Wonking the Knobbler.
Metric: # of Bad Keanu Reeves parts x # of showings on TBS = Keanu Co-inefficient
4-Apr-2007 at 10:06 pm
Great show man. I’ll have to remember that conversion.
4-Apr-2007 at 11:08 pm
“guymetrics”?
hahaha wow…great idea, love the show
6-Apr-2007 at 10:21 am
the opening was great!
Channeling Seinfeld on this one with the cereal. :-)
6-Apr-2007 at 4:44 pm
Awesome episode.. and thanks for getting that stupid gap comercial stuck in my head.
15-Apr-2007 at 8:48 pm
i see we’re still using recipes from the first episode of the 5 second chef.
loved the gayer than you sketch… but i’ve got the both of you beat on that! (hehe)
now wait… if that’s guy-metrics… is there such thing as “gay-metrics”? =o
later
morgan