Democratic presidential candidate (and New Mexico governor) Bill Richardson called on the government to declassify all Roswell documents because they haven’t “come clean” on the site’s history of supposed alien-spacecraft activity. And last night Democratic presidential candidate (and garden gnome) Dennis Kucinich confirmed that he’d seen a UFO but denied friend Shirley MacLaine’s claim that he “felt a connection” with it.

Granted, Richardson and Kucinich are not front-runners, unlike Republican Mitt Romney, who believes angels buried sacred golden plates in upstate New York.